Sure, you might flash your neighbors by exposing your naked bod in front of the window -- but the temporary embarrassment won't hold a candle to the unequivocal joy from the recipient of your sext. Give your recipient a look into the life of the person they're spending the night sexting with. Again, there's no need to treat your sexting routine like a perverted Alfred Hitchcock -- redundant, because Hitchcock was a little gross. Never before has remote foreplay been so easy, making the sexy selfie a standard in hormone-fueled texting. You should get down on your knees every day and thank whichever god you believe in for bringing the iPhone into your hands. However, not unlike celebrated photographers in the field, mediocrity should not be tolerated. Still, it can't hurt to tweak your pictures for the purpose of making yourself look better.
Scarlett. Age: 21.
Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and prefers faxing his nudes.
Liana. Age: 32.
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Use a timer and a makeshift tripod. That being said, you don't want to send the same picture over and over and over again. So, for instance, it's probably not worth getting out your Canon 7D Mark II, shooting 1, photos, editing them on Photoshop, sending the 50 best to your phone, and texting the winner to someone else. Of course, you can also take a picture in front of a mirror, but that's making it too easy. For ladies, it'll add an extra-unflattering shadow to the boob region, while men will experience a harsh darkness that could cover up the testicular portions of the frame.