Unwilling to risk the unknown of going to just any massage parlor that's advertising table-shower service, we ventured to midtown Manhattan, to a spot my friend had previously visited and could vouch for. Heck, I'd maybe only received one proper massage in my entire life. As we ventured out, I couldn't help but be a little apprehensive about the whole thing. The sauna lasted only a few minutes. First of all, my mind always races when I get high -- part of the reason I don't smoke anymore -- so naturally it was motoring at 10, miles a minute as we edged closer to our destination. It's not like this masseuse is my girlfriend, but I think all men feel inferior when they orgasm too quickly, no matter who we're with.
Everleigh. Age: 21.
But here we were, two single, stoned dudes kicking it on a Saturday night.
Katherine. Age: 23.
What It's Really Like To Get A Handjob At A Massage Parlor
I mean, it's not like you can look on Yelp and see which times are more popular to get a quickie. We were each led to a separate massage room. About Contact Newsletter Terms Privacy. She looked at me like I had three heads, but somehow I knew she understood exactly what I was saying. I don't know if my friend could sense my trepidation or not, but he told me to relax. As the massage ended, and my masseuse tried to usher me into the next room for an actual shower, I just started saying "table shower" over and over again.