I assured her that it was natural, healthy, sustainable, and non-toxic. It was super salty, and tasted exactly like it had been produced in the bathroom of a Mexican Walmart. My mother said she felt fat, so I told her about a remedy for obesity, which involves wrapping your body in urine and plastic wrap for two hours a day. Throughout my family vacation I kept sneaking off to the bathroom to read Urine Therapy , and eventually pee became my answer to every problem. One time I threw back a cup of pee that had the flavor of a bitter espresso shot. As opposed to midstream urine, which should always be consumed. So for two weeks, while on a family vacation at an all-you-can-drink resort, I gargled my piss in the hopes of achieving a brighter smile.
Kali. Age: 22.
Swallow a little if you want.
Brooke. Age: 29.
pissing in her own mouth
Try to keep it in your mouth for as long as possible. The longer you wait, the more ammonia develops in your urine, and ammonia is what makes your pee smell, and therefore taste, bad. Unless you want to kill yourself, which you might. One time I threw back a cup of pee that had the flavor of a bitter espresso shot. Now it kind of is my Bible.